Category: Journal

Logs and writings from Zetaman.

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Hello fellow Citizens,

My name is Zetaman. I was recently featured in the Willamette Weekly March 5th. I come to you with a new cause that I am working on in April. My team and I are going to participate in the March for Babies walk-a-thon with the March of Dimes.

Donating to our March of Dimes’ page is fast, easy and secure with a debit/credit card or with a PayPal account. If none of these are available, the March of Dimes can also accept cash or check. Just click the appropriate box at http://marchforbabies.org/zetaman.

The money that is raised will help save premature and sick babies. According to various of medical websites –
“Overall the infant mortality rate was 6.85 infant deaths per 1,000 live births.”
And
“Approximately 34% of infant deaths within the first year of life are of premature babies, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control. The most common cause of death in the United States, according to official reports, is birth defects, with premature birth as the second most common. However, the new figures presented put premature birth as the leading cause of death among infants in the United States.”

These statistics are 30% greater then what it was over 20 years ago. But hopefully, the funding provided by the March of Dimes will help research and determine why premature births happen and what can be done to prevent it.

There are millions across the country who support the March for Babies every year. It is with humility and respect that my team and I try to help raise money for this honorable cause. Please go to http://marchforbabies.org/zetaman to sponsor me or learn more information on how you can get involved. Together, we can help our newborns and our future.

Thank you very much,

Zetaman

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So I had an interesting MAX ride yesterday. On the way to work a guy board at PGE Park. He seemed unstable and became agitated when lady tried to help him get seated in the handicap section. The guy asked me to help him with his bag (his speech was really slurred). The guy said that he needed an ambulance. I freaked out at first but ask the guy his name. The man, Robert, did as well as his cell number. Someone on the MAX let me know that I needed to use the call box to call the MAX conductor about the situation. Meanwhile, Mr. Brown’s eyes were glazed over and his head started to bob up and down. I told the driver what was happening and that she needed to call 911. The conductor stopped the train to help us out with Robert. I kept the guy talking because I had no clue if he was having a stroke or not and I thought that if he passed out then he would be in real danger. Robert kept going on about having an education from Penn State. I humored him the best I could. I asked Robert some questions to see what was going on.

“Why do you need an ambulance? “ I asked. He said “I took two of my heart medication.” I asked him if he remember how long but Robert did not respond. I then asked if he had his medications on him. Robert pulled out a freezer bag filled with different kinds of medications. I asked Robert which ones he took but he did not respond. I thought, “Uh oh… this is really not good.” Robert finally responded with “I took all of them.” Now I really panicked. Then Robert talked about the VA Hospital. One of the passengers kept Robert talking about the VA and the Navy in an attempt to keep him awake until the paramedics cam.

Finally the police and the paramedics came. I gave the police the bag of pills. One the EMTs looked at Robert and said, “So Robert, what’s the excuse this time?”

“Pardon me?” I questioned.

“Robert does this all the time. This is not the first time. Robert, do you need to go to Detox?” I remember going though his phone and seeing a Detox number and not thinking much about it. The paramedics informed me that Mr. Brown did not overdose but this was an act. We got him off the MAX. Someone yelled that “we should have gotten him off the MAX to begin with so that everyone else can go on their way.” At first I was mad because I thought that they were being callous about a human life. But looking back, I am kind of disappointed that I fell for Robert’s act. However a lady on the MAX told me I did a good thing. I don’t know, honestly.

-Z

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am officially disbanding the Alternates team. I am very sad to do this. Due to current personality and moral conflicts, the Alternates team cannot function as a team. I accept full responsible for the failure on my part to continue on. I no longer have the will or desire to seek out RLSH in the northwest area.

To the former Alternates team, good luck in the decisions you are making and will make in your life. I hope good things happen for you.

-Zetaman of Portland

For more information about Real Life Superheroes, please visit www.reallifesuperheroes.org.

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Certainly! Here’s a revised version of your blog post:

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As we usher in the New Year, one of my resolutions is to reassess my actions and strive to make a tangible impact. Over the years, I’ve experienced both successes and failures, and I’m a firm believer in the value of constructive criticism. While I’ve been fortunate to receive support without solicitation, I acknowledge the validity of certain points raised.

My earnest desire is to embark on a journey of personal and professional rebuilding. Moreover, I’m intrigued by the challenge of transforming an unconventional concept into reality.

In a decidedly geeky endeavor to pursue this goal, I recently acquired “The Batman Handbook” by Scott Beatty. Having previously explored the “Superman Handbook” from the same author, which offered practical tips for everyday challenges, I’m now delving into the world of the Dark Knight. While the book is laden with fictional scenarios and not a comprehensive guide to real-life superheroism, I plan to use it as a thought-provoking tool, drawing on my experiences to discern between effective and impractical ideas.

Without further delay, let’s dissect the first part of Chapter 1 of the Batman Handbook— “The Basics,” comprising four key points:

1. **Make a solemn oath.**
Particularly, the idea of a solemn oath seems somewhat impractical. Life is dynamic, and expecting unwavering dedication to every moment may not be realistic. To address this, I’ve compiled a set of self-evaluating questions that apply to both newcomers and seasoned individuals:

– Why am I doing this?
– Why not pursue a career as a police officer or volunteer for a charitable organization?
– Legal or illegal?
– Does it jeopardize my family?
– Financial and time commitment?
– What is my purpose?
– Regularly reassess motivations.

These questions, for me, serve as a reflection of my passion for comics, artistry, charity work, and a desire for self-expression. While my reasons may seem somewhat superficial compared to others, they are honest and true to my current self.

2. **Learn everything you can, no matter how obscure.**
The importance of learning and training is directly tied to personal RLSH (Real-Life Superhero) goals. While having every skill Batman possesses is impractical, acquiring skills relevant to your goals is crucial. I’m First Aid/CPR certified and enrolled in Aikido classes at the Budo Dojo. Training and learning should align with your RLSH objectives.

3. **Train your body.**
Physical training is essential, tailored to your specific RLSH goals. Whether it’s martial arts or other forms of exercise, aligning your training with your mission is key. For me, it involves Aikido and ongoing discussions with fellow RLSH members.

4. **Train your instincts.**
Instincts develop through patrolling and actively engaging in your RLSH activities. Trusting your instincts is crucial in making informed decisions on the field.

With this self-evaluation complete and certain initiatives in progress, I’m ready to dive into Chapter 1, Part 2— “How to make a Batsuit,” or in my case, a new Zeta-suit.

See you next week, same Zeta time, same Zeta Channel.

[Note: The views and comments expressed by Zetaman do not necessarily reflect the views of the RLSH community.]

Zetaman, a costumed activist based in Portland, Oregon, can be found at [his site](http://www.zetaman.tv) or contacted via email at zetaman@zetaman.tv.

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In the second section of the ‘Batman Handbook,’ the focus shifts from the theoretical aspects of being a superhero to the practicalities of designing a uniform. Here’s a breakdown of the fictional recommendations for crafting Batman’s iconic suit:

1. **Select a design motif or “totem” to represent your costumed alter ego.**
2. **Use lightweight, fireproof, and bulletproof material.**
3. **Use colors that camouflage easily.**
4. **Consider the benefits of a cape, cowl, and mask.**
5. **Wear gloves for protection, security, and traction.**
6. **Store your tools in your Utility Belt, not in compartments hidden around your body.**

For those aspiring to be Real-Life Superheroes (RLSH), the first step is often choosing a persona that resonates with them. While many RLSH draw inspiration from comics, movies, or personal experiences, it’s essential to blend design motifs and color schemes cohesively. In my case, I’ve combined elements from Superman and Zorro, opting for the practicality of a black color scheme.

Before delving into materials, it’s crucial to prioritize footwear. I can’t emphasize enough the importance of durable, comfortable shoes. Past mistakes, like choosing platform-heeled boots, taught me the significance of practicality over style. Good shoes are vital for patrols and charity work, ensuring both endurance and comfort.

I’d like to recommend [Hero-Gear](http://www.hero-gear.net) for all uniform and costume needs. They respect privacy and offer versatile design options. While waiting for my upgraded motorcycle riding boots, I appreciate their commitment to quality and customization.

Moving on to pants, durability is key. Cargos, in my case, offer resilience for extensive walking during patrols. The choice of pants should align with RLSH goals and purposes. For those considering armor, I’ll later explore options beyond traditional sporting goods.

Now, let’s discuss armoring up. Batman’s uniform is an intricate blend of protection and functionality:

1. **Kevlar-enforced cowl**
2. **High-gain microwave antenna**
3. **Wireless voice-activated Batmobile remote control mechanism**
4. **Nomex fire-resistant fabric with Kevlar panels**
5. **Knuckles pouches with lead shot**
6. **Steel-toed climbing boots**
7. **Scalloped cape with weighted tips**

While the allure of bulletproof armor exists, it’s essential to acknowledge the limitations. [Dark Guardian’s essay](http://reallifesuperheroes.org/index.php/archives/2285) on bulletproof armor offers valuable insights into its practicality.

In my case, as Zetaman, the decision not to wear a mask influences my approach to head protection. For those seeking total body protection, various options, including riot headgear and bulletproof masks, are available. It’s a personal choice aligned with your RLSH objectives.

To address the budget constraint, I’ve opted for a level II bulletproof vest over a full-body Kevlar suit. While some criticize motocross armor, like that used by The Black Knight, it proved effective in a real-world situation, absorbing impact during a confrontation.

For added protection, I’ve upgraded to the SecPro Riot Gear system, providing substantial blunt force trauma protection. Customizing the armor involved spray-painting the hard plastic parts, enhancing both style and anonymity.

Accessories like SAP gloves, offering cut resistance, and a wire mic for my cellphone, add functionality to the ensemble. Practicality and personal goals guide the choices, emphasizing that being an impactful RLSH doesn’t require an extravagant uniform.

In the next installment, I’ll delve into my utility belt and its contents, offering a closer look at the tools essential for real-life superhero duties.

Until then, stay vigilant, True Believers.
-\Z/

[Note: The views and comments expressed by Zetaman do not necessarily reflect the views of the RLSH community.]

Zetaman, a costumed activist based in Portland, Oregon, can be found at [his site](http://www.zetaman.tv) or contacted via email at zetaman@zetaman.tv.

Additional #1 – It’s crucial to prioritize personal safety, and wearing a cup is a practical consideration for male RLSH. Unfortunately, my experience with http://www.ileatherdirect.com has been disappointing, with an overdue order for boots. Pending further resolution, I caution against using this site, leaning toward labeling it as a potential scam.

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**Navigating the World in Superhero Attire: A Lesson from Aikido**

After class, I found myself engaged in Aikido training with Kevin, a seasoned practitioner in his late 60s. Our recent sessions revolved around ground wrestling, an unexpected twist to my usual Aikido routine. Kelvin, with his Japanese heritage, brought a unique approach to our training—complete with unexpected facial expressions that threw me off my game. For the next 20 minutes, we engaged in a playful exchange, making kissy faces and Google eyes, testing our concentration amidst the physical challenges.

Post-exercise, Kevin shared insights into the physiology of Aikido and its relevance to the world around us. “The only thing you can control is how you breathe,” he emphasized. Aikido, according to Kelvin, is about receiving attacks and redirecting them. Physical conflict, he stressed, marks the end of a situation, not its beginning. This philosophy extends to controlling a situation through personal attitude, redirecting force, and choosing an appropriate response.

How does this philosophy tie into the realm of dressing like a superhero?

Choosing to don a costume or uniform immediately alters the world’s perception based on preconceived notions and experiences. Different clothes convey different meanings. A police or military uniform signifies authority, a lab coat implies a medical professional, and superhero attire often elicits a bewildered “What the F—?” response. This initial contact sets the stage for the ensuing interaction, influencing its outcome.

Having encountered numerous Real-Life Superheroes (RLSH) in my relatively short career, I’ve observed that a visually intimidating appearance often provokes negative reactions. People tend to make swift assumptions based on visual cues, and an RLSH who appears menacing may inadvertently trigger hostility. Even my armor, intended to look impressive, sometimes conveys an aggressive tone. To counterbalance this, I’ve taken to wearing a cape during functions to offset the aggressive appearance.

So, what’s the solution?

Earlier, I discussed evaluating personal goals, and the same principle applies to choosing attire. Dressing in spandex and a cape commands attention, even if the reaction is amusement or derision. In this state, an RLSH can effectively present their cause or issue, akin to carrying a billboard. The advantage lies in the universally understood and respected image of a “Superhero,” representing ideals of Truth and Justice.

The superhero concept, I believe, holds a certain purity in the collective public consciousness. These characters embody simplistic ideas of doing right in the face of adversity, concepts that still resonate with us. Utilizing this concept provides a degree of control over any situation, be it fighting crime or engaging in charity work. By dressing as a superhero, a person can shape external perceptions and influence their role—whether they act as the receiver (Nage) or initiator (Uke) in a situation.

For some, avoiding initial confrontation by adopting a stealth approach is preferable. This method conceals true intentions, offering a valid operational strategy. However, for those opting for a more visible superhero persona, the attire becomes a powerful tool. Captain Jackson’s experience of criminals running at the mere sight of him demonstrates the visual deterrent effect. Living an open life, as I do, makes me accountable to the public, ensuring a positive and responsible representation.

In conclusion, dressing like a superhero builds trust with the public. We, as RLSH, stand for ideals, and the trust we build should not be broken. Our attire dictates the beginning of our relationship with the outside world. As we approach the public, we become the receiver (Nage), redirecting external reactions and maintaining composure. Our iconic superhero image channels our intentions to the world, holding us accountable for our actions based on the projected image. Ultimately, dressing like a superhero is a way to establish a relationship between ourselves and the community we aim to serve.

[Note: The views and comments expressed by Zetaman do not necessarily reflect the views of the RLSH community.]

Zetaman, a costumed activist in Portland, Oregon, can be found at [his site](http://www.zetaman.tv) or contacted via email at zetaman@zetaman.tv.

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**Optimizing the RLSH Uniform: Unmasking the True Purpose**

Throughout my experiences patrolling alongside various Real-Life Superheroes (RLSH), I’ve observed a common practice among many—a consistent use of masks. While I acknowledge the rationale behind concealing one’s identity, I’ve come to question the prevalent idea of wearing masks at all times, particularly during street patrols.

A fundamental principle I’ve emphasized is understanding your goals as an RLSH and tailoring uniforms and equipment accordingly. The same logic should extend to our choice of masks. Undoubtedly, masks serve the purpose of hiding one’s identity, emphasizing outstanding characteristics for easier recognition. However, in my experience, wearing a mask can make individuals stand out and become potential targets for harassment, especially if the mask carries an intimidating or confrontational appearance.

Defensive reactions from the public, driven by fear, can escalate to anger and irrational actions. Therefore, RLSH who choose to wear masks should consider appropriate times, places, and missions for donning their alter-ego. Instead of a continuous mask presence, consider wearing it strategically, slipping it on and off like a shadow when needed. This not only preserves energy during patrols but also helps maintain focus and alertness.

**Hiding and Concealment: The Role of Masks**

Contrary to conventional wisdom, hiding and concealment play essential roles in certain RLSH missions. For instance, my patrol companion, Antiman, effectively utilizes a mask during hidden surveillance in parks or dark corners. In such scenarios, the mask complements his mission, aligning with the goals of researching specific areas and staking them out.

However, it’s crucial to recognize that a full-face mask can compromise visibility. Peripheral vision and overall eyesight are vital for staying alert during patrols. Choosing a mask or goggles that maintain optimal visibility becomes imperative to ensure effective action and quick response times. A balance must be struck between achieving the desired superhero look and maintaining practical functionality.

**The Impact of RLSH Color Scheme**

Another aspect worth addressing is the color scheme of the RLSH uniform. Choosing the wrong colors can have unintended consequences, as exemplified by my own mistake in selecting colors that led to mistaken identity and intimidation. While many RLSH opt for all-black attire, it often triggers nervousness in people, especially when combined with body armor and masks. The resulting perception is not one of a superhero but rather someone potentially causing trouble.

Considering the potential consequences of your chosen color scheme is crucial. Evaluate whether drawing attention to yourself aligns with your street patrol goals. Additionally, assess whether specific gear choices may limit mobility or hinder essential actions.

**Adapting the Look According to Situations**

Concluding with personal adaptations to different situations, I’ve tailored my appearance based on the demands of the mission:

1. **Tactical Gear for Driving Patrols:** While driving, tactical gear proves practical. However, doubling it with a bulletproof vest can impede quick exits from a vehicle. Strategic choices are crucial for effective action.

2. **Streamlined Bulletproof Vest for Dangerous Neighborhoods:** In high-risk areas, I opt for a bulletproof vest alone, prioritizing mobility. Bulky leather jackets and excessive gear are set aside to ensure swift movement and reaction.

3. **Simplified Attire for Homeless Outreach:** During homeless outreach, a basic outfit with added knee padding suffices. This minimalist approach facilitates carrying supplies without hindrance, emphasizing the act of helping rather than grandstanding.

In conclusion, the RLSH community must continually assess and adapt uniforms to align with mission objectives. Whether it’s choosing when to wear a mask, optimizing visibility, or considering color schemes, the emphasis should always be on practicality and effectiveness in serving the community.

[Note: The views and comments expressed by Zetaman do not necessarily reflect the views of the RLSH community.]

Zetaman, a dedicated costumed activist in Portland, Oregon, can be explored further at [his site](http://www.zetaman.tv) or contacted via email at zetaman@zetaman.tv.