Rebuilding Zetaman: Step Two- Uniforms and Armor

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In the second section of the ‘Batman Handbook,’ the focus shifts from the theoretical aspects of being a superhero to the practicalities of designing a uniform. Here’s a breakdown of the fictional recommendations for crafting Batman’s iconic suit:

1. **Select a design motif or “totem” to represent your costumed alter ego.**
2. **Use lightweight, fireproof, and bulletproof material.**
3. **Use colors that camouflage easily.**
4. **Consider the benefits of a cape, cowl, and mask.**
5. **Wear gloves for protection, security, and traction.**
6. **Store your tools in your Utility Belt, not in compartments hidden around your body.**

For those aspiring to be Real-Life Superheroes (RLSH), the first step is often choosing a persona that resonates with them. While many RLSH draw inspiration from comics, movies, or personal experiences, it’s essential to blend design motifs and color schemes cohesively. In my case, I’ve combined elements from Superman and Zorro, opting for the practicality of a black color scheme.

Before delving into materials, it’s crucial to prioritize footwear. I can’t emphasize enough the importance of durable, comfortable shoes. Past mistakes, like choosing platform-heeled boots, taught me the significance of practicality over style. Good shoes are vital for patrols and charity work, ensuring both endurance and comfort.

I’d like to recommend [Hero-Gear](http://www.hero-gear.net) for all uniform and costume needs. They respect privacy and offer versatile design options. While waiting for my upgraded motorcycle riding boots, I appreciate their commitment to quality and customization.

Moving on to pants, durability is key. Cargos, in my case, offer resilience for extensive walking during patrols. The choice of pants should align with RLSH goals and purposes. For those considering armor, I’ll later explore options beyond traditional sporting goods.

Now, let’s discuss armoring up. Batman’s uniform is an intricate blend of protection and functionality:

1. **Kevlar-enforced cowl**
2. **High-gain microwave antenna**
3. **Wireless voice-activated Batmobile remote control mechanism**
4. **Nomex fire-resistant fabric with Kevlar panels**
5. **Knuckles pouches with lead shot**
6. **Steel-toed climbing boots**
7. **Scalloped cape with weighted tips**

While the allure of bulletproof armor exists, it’s essential to acknowledge the limitations. [Dark Guardian’s essay](http://reallifesuperheroes.org/index.php/archives/2285) on bulletproof armor offers valuable insights into its practicality.

In my case, as Zetaman, the decision not to wear a mask influences my approach to head protection. For those seeking total body protection, various options, including riot headgear and bulletproof masks, are available. It’s a personal choice aligned with your RLSH objectives.

To address the budget constraint, I’ve opted for a level II bulletproof vest over a full-body Kevlar suit. While some criticize motocross armor, like that used by The Black Knight, it proved effective in a real-world situation, absorbing impact during a confrontation.

For added protection, I’ve upgraded to the SecPro Riot Gear system, providing substantial blunt force trauma protection. Customizing the armor involved spray-painting the hard plastic parts, enhancing both style and anonymity.

Accessories like SAP gloves, offering cut resistance, and a wire mic for my cellphone, add functionality to the ensemble. Practicality and personal goals guide the choices, emphasizing that being an impactful RLSH doesn’t require an extravagant uniform.

In the next installment, I’ll delve into my utility belt and its contents, offering a closer look at the tools essential for real-life superhero duties.

Until then, stay vigilant, True Believers.
-\Z/

[Note: The views and comments expressed by Zetaman do not necessarily reflect the views of the RLSH community.]

Zetaman, a costumed activist based in Portland, Oregon, can be found at [his site](http://www.zetaman.tv) or contacted via email at zetaman@zetaman.tv.

Additional #1 – It’s crucial to prioritize personal safety, and wearing a cup is a practical consideration for male RLSH. Unfortunately, my experience with http://www.ileatherdirect.com has been disappointing, with an overdue order for boots. Pending further resolution, I caution against using this site, leaning toward labeling it as a potential scam.