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Oregon is a state in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States.

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Originally posted at http://thephoenix.com/Boston/Life/94281-Super-friends/

Move over, Clark Kent. All over New England, mild-mannered citizens are suiting up and doing their part to play the hero.

By TEA KRULOS

THWAK! I swing with my right fist, trying to connect with my opponent’s face. In a smooth motion, he deflects my punch with his forearm, which is protected with a black and metallic-plastic arm gauntlet. I swing with my left fist, and am again knocked away effortlessly. I can see my reflection in his sunglasses, framed in white. He smiles and smoothes out his red and white spandex shirt — adorned with a letter “C,” a flame shooting out of the top — and then crouches into a fighting stance.

“Oh, no,” I think. “I’m about to get my ass kicked by a Lycra-wearing superhero.”

This non-caped crusader goes by the name of Civitron, and lucky for me, our combat is not a battle royale to the death. Rather, we are sparring at Rebelo’s Kenpo Karate, in New Bedford, where Civitron has trained under sensei Joseph “Kenpo Joe” Rebelo on and off for more than 10 years. We aren’t alone.

Twelve other “real-life superheroes,” striking and grappling, are crowded into the dojo for a martial-arts workshop led by Rebelo (who, despite his superhero-sounding last name, is not a member of this tribe). The heroes have flown in — by plane — from all over the country to take part in a three-day conference called “Superheroes Anonymous,” which is akin to a modern-day Justice League confab. They are wearing a multi-hued rainbow of spandex costumes, but there is also an emphasis on “real.” These aren’t the chiseled matinee-idol muscle men and women of the comics pages — more like the people with whom you ride the bus. Yes, some are athletic and tall, but some are short with pot bellies. It’s doubtful these heroes will put the fear of God into real-life hoodlums, let alone the Penguin or Dr. Octopus.

“We come in all shapes, sizes, backgrounds, and beliefs,” says Civitron. (In the tradition of protecting a superhero’s alter ego, these heroes agreed to speak with the Phoenix as long as we could assure them their secret identities would be safe.) There is Nyx, a curvy New Jersey woman, dressed in gray leotards with a red dust mask covering her lower face. She is sparring against Zimmer, who has just arrived from Austin. Zimmer, short and wiry, wears a spandex shirt, the binary code for the letter “Z” streaming down one side. Zetaman traveled from Portland, Oregon, with a suitcase full of bulky blue plastic armor (superheroes of other eras never had to get their costumes through airport security). Scavenger has on a black mask and corset; black plastic streamers hang from her arms. Her main focus, superhero-wise, is picking up litter in Waterbury, Connecticut, where she has traveled from with her friend, the mountainous Runebringer. He is wrapped in a large gray coat with runic characters decorating his chest.

A lifelong superhero fan, Rebelo, 48, is clearly relishing his surreal position as instructor to a class whose students look as if they had stepped out of a stack of his comic books. As he yells out instructions, his colorful combatants block and counter strike, a Roy Lichtenstein–like comic panel of goggles, masks, combat boots, homemade utility belts, and capes come to life.

After training for a few days in the superhero arts, these mortals will return home and watch over their cities — maybe in a neighborhood near you.

Superheroes in real life
The real-life superhero (RLSH) scene is, believe it or not, a growing movement of people who adopt a superhero persona of their own creation, then perform small-scale heroic deeds, such as donating to charities or watching their streets for criminal behavior. Some can acquit themselves admirably in the fighting arena, whereas others make do by carrying pepper spray and Tasers, but most stress that their best weapon is a cell phone to call the police.

If the image of mere mortals walking the streets in homemade costumes is strange, consider that our vicarious culture has increasingly catered to our fantasy lives. We’re assuming the lives of rock stars, soldiers, and athletes in video games, and immersing ourselves completely in characters created in World of Warcraft, Second Life, and other online role-playing games. We watch artificial realities on TV, and read celebrity blogs on MySpace and Twitter.

Combine this with the grand American tradition of the superhero comic book, which took its first BAM! and POW! steps into the pop-culture pantheon more than 70 years ago. In the last several years, the Spider-Man, X-Men, and Batman franchises, among others, have smashed box-office records like the Hulk on a rampage. Add to that hit TV shows like Heroes and the popularity of graphic novels, and it’s easy to see the yearning of your everyday Clark Kent to be something, well, more super.

The spreading of the RLSH philosophy has been as simple as a click of the mouse. Internet chat rooms and YouTube videos connected new superheroes from city to city. Inevitably, regionalized teams formed and events like Superheroes Anonymous were set up so that like-minded heroes could meet, mask to mask.

First-time filmmakers Ben Goldman and Chaim Lazaros founded the annual conference three years ago, to capture heroes uniting to work together in New York City, with additional footage shot the next year in New Orleans. (Their documentary is currently in post-production.) Civitron volunteered to host this year’s conference in the “Secret City” of New Bedford. (Not exactly the Fortress of Solitude, but it will do in a pinch.)

Originally a premise to get quirky, compelling footage, Superheroes Anonymous has evolved. Besides the annual conference, it has recently been rethought of as a nonprofit organization, with chapters in New Bedford; New York; Raleigh, North Carolina; and Portland, Oregon.

“We’ve already met with lawyers to go over nonprofit paperwork,” says Civitron. “The funny thing is, they were really disappointed that they wouldn’t be representing crazy people who thought they had super powers.”

New England heroes
“New England has a long history of people looking for justice, and I think it’s been passed down generation to generation,” says Civitron, who was born in Boston and moved to New Bedford in sixth grade. He says the history, and even the East Coast’s Gotham City–like architecture, makes New England a great place to hang a superhero shingle.

Perhaps that’s why the region is damn near overrun with superheroes.

Recluse also calls New Bedford home. Clad in a studded rubber mask and a shirt with the white outline of a spider, he is a mysterious and elusive figure, true to his name. He does, however, agree to speak briefly with the Phoenix.

“When I first started,” recalls Recluse, “I was doing patrols in one of [New Bedford’s] worst neighborhoods, the South End. A lot of drug dealers, a lot of gangs, and I got injured doing that. . . . I thought it was like the comic books, apparently. I don’t know what I was thinking. I tried to stop three people from breaking into a house and I got thrown off the porch and landed on my shoulder, so I learned a lesson there.”

Since then, he says, he has taken a more careful approach, hitting the streets as a dynamic duo with a trained martial artist who calls himself Bushido (Japanese for “way of the warrior,” and the name of the moral code the samurai lived by). While combing the streets for crime, he wears street clothes — and a ballistics vest.

Recluse, too, has been donning plainclothes of late, “trying to observe and report more,” he says. “I knew Bushido way before I ever donned my Recluse mask; he saw what I was doing and he wanted to do it as well. We patrol from a vehicle with a video camera and only get involved if it’s an immediate danger to someone or someone’s property.”

Basilisk, inspired by Batman, cruises around the Taunton area. You’ll recognize him as the guy wearing a trench coat, goggles, a hood, and gloves. He met Civitron online, and the two now meet regularly to get coffee and discuss life, or to go look for wrongs to right.

Basilisk says he views himself as “a servant of the people. I take this goal very seriously,” he says. “Basically I want to be myself and I want to make a difference.”

If any bad dudes venture farther north, specifically in the Lewiston and Auburn area of Maine, they’ll be entering Slapjack’s turf. Slapjack says he first adopted his persona for the online role-playing game City of Heroes. But after hearing about other real-life superheroes, he decided it was time for his character to move from the virtual world to the real streets to watch for crime and help with charity work.

His look is inspired by the classic comic-noir hero The Shadow. They both wear a fedora and trench coat, and Slapjack has a mask with a spade and a diamond over the eyes. He sometimes carries metal-framed playing cards that can be tossed like throwing knives.

“Slapjack is the complete opposite of who I am,” he says, reflecting on his costumed persona. “I’m a really happy-go-lucky type of guy. I am very social and open, and Slapjack is like the darker personality. He is more secretive, more opinionated, he’s let his mind go and it really is like a Clark Kent/Superman or Bruce Wayne/Batman type of thing.”

There are numerous other heroes in the region. Among them: The Beetle of Portland, Maine, who couldn’t be reached for comment; someone calling themselves “Samaritan” from Providence, who recently contacted Civitron, and said he had been walking his beat for the last couple years, unaware of the larger RLSH movement; and the retired Ms. Kismet of New Bedford, whose MySpace page notes that “I carry a backpack, which hold[s] a great number of useful superhero things, like . . . alcohol-based hand sanitizer (it does the trick without promoting bacteria resistance).”

Instrument of the people
Civitron’s heroic name comes from the Roman civi (of the people) and the Greek suffix tron (instrument), and describes how he sees himself. He is of Puerto Rican and Italian decent, with the build of a runner and someone who takes his martial-arts training seriously.

“Something I say all the time is that I’m not really Civitron alone,” he tells me later by phone, as he watches over his neighborhood. “Civitron is a creation of everybody in my life who helped me get to this point.”

This eclectic hero-forming collective includes Civitron’s mom, whom he credits with teaching him to be a strong person, but not a “tough guy.” “He’s always wanted to save the world,” she says.

Civitron’s partner, Jennifer, is also supportive of him. Their six-year-old son has even adopted his own superhero persona, Mad Owl, complete with a brown-and-gold owl costume.

But other than the father and son having secret identities, the three actually seem like a pretty normal family. Jennifer goes to school for biology. Civitron — who has a very warm, Zen-like personality, almost constantly smiling — has worked as a counselor, and currently is involved with a day program for autistic patients.

Whereas many comic-book superheroes are reviled in their communities, Civitron has legions of fans. They include the former RLSH Green Sage, a friend from New Bedford who has retired his own hero costume but still supports Civitron’s efforts, and Tem Blessed, a positive-message rapper from Providence who has collaborated with Civitron on a food drive. The two plan to work on projects together in the future.

Civitron says his first meeting with his sensei, Rebelo, was in a comic-book store. Rebelo is proud of Civitron and his colleagues.

“His actions make others aware that they can act heroically, too,” says Rebelo. “Helping a food pantry, picking up litter, distributing food and clothes to the poor — these are actions that so many people have given up on. You hear so much about not being a snitch, about not getting involved. There’s a famous quote from Charles Barkley, ‘I’m not a role model.’ Civitron is saying the opposite of all that — that he is a role model. He wants to be involved and do something positive.”

Don’t expect the New Bedford Police Department to build a bat-signal anytime soon, though.

“We prefer to be the only costumed crime fighters out there,” says Lieutenant Jeffrey Silva, a police spokesman. He says the department is aware of real-life superheroes, but they have yet to cross paths with them.

“Although they might be well-intentioned, we don’t endorse citizen patrols, because we don’t know the level of training,” says Silva. Even so, he concedes that any help to police is welcome.

“Anytime someone wants to get involved and help police, we see it as a good thing, so long as they don’t work without police participation. We prefer people to be the eyes and ears of the police.”

But what about the strange costumes?

“Well, fortunately, we’re not the fashion police,” states Silva.

So what is the payoff for dressing as a superhero and running through dark and dangerous alleyways in the moonlight? Slapjack says that the realization that he is trying to do something positive is his reward.

“Knowing that you are going out there and being proactive and helping makes you feel good about accomplishing something,” says Slapjack. “My father always said, ‘No matter how bad your life, no matter how hard, there is always someone a lot worse off than you are.’ I always took that to heart, and use that as motivation to be better and do good.”

“I just see myself as someone trying to make things better,” agrees Recluse, “and I hope that people see me as that.” As for Civitron, he says being a father is a reason he wants to make the world a better place.

“I’ll be satisfied in the end if I’m just perceived as doing my part,” he says, “contributing to society and making my community better. I like being real and living my truth.”

For more information, visit the Web sites superheroesanonymous.com and reallifesuperheroes.org. Tea Krulos is a freelance writer from Milwaukee. He can be reached at teakrulos@gmail.com.

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Certainly! Here’s a revised version of your blog post:

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As we usher in the New Year, one of my resolutions is to reassess my actions and strive to make a tangible impact. Over the years, I’ve experienced both successes and failures, and I’m a firm believer in the value of constructive criticism. While I’ve been fortunate to receive support without solicitation, I acknowledge the validity of certain points raised.

My earnest desire is to embark on a journey of personal and professional rebuilding. Moreover, I’m intrigued by the challenge of transforming an unconventional concept into reality.

In a decidedly geeky endeavor to pursue this goal, I recently acquired “The Batman Handbook” by Scott Beatty. Having previously explored the “Superman Handbook” from the same author, which offered practical tips for everyday challenges, I’m now delving into the world of the Dark Knight. While the book is laden with fictional scenarios and not a comprehensive guide to real-life superheroism, I plan to use it as a thought-provoking tool, drawing on my experiences to discern between effective and impractical ideas.

Without further delay, let’s dissect the first part of Chapter 1 of the Batman Handbook— “The Basics,” comprising four key points:

1. **Make a solemn oath.**
Particularly, the idea of a solemn oath seems somewhat impractical. Life is dynamic, and expecting unwavering dedication to every moment may not be realistic. To address this, I’ve compiled a set of self-evaluating questions that apply to both newcomers and seasoned individuals:

– Why am I doing this?
– Why not pursue a career as a police officer or volunteer for a charitable organization?
– Legal or illegal?
– Does it jeopardize my family?
– Financial and time commitment?
– What is my purpose?
– Regularly reassess motivations.

These questions, for me, serve as a reflection of my passion for comics, artistry, charity work, and a desire for self-expression. While my reasons may seem somewhat superficial compared to others, they are honest and true to my current self.

2. **Learn everything you can, no matter how obscure.**
The importance of learning and training is directly tied to personal RLSH (Real-Life Superhero) goals. While having every skill Batman possesses is impractical, acquiring skills relevant to your goals is crucial. I’m First Aid/CPR certified and enrolled in Aikido classes at the Budo Dojo. Training and learning should align with your RLSH objectives.

3. **Train your body.**
Physical training is essential, tailored to your specific RLSH goals. Whether it’s martial arts or other forms of exercise, aligning your training with your mission is key. For me, it involves Aikido and ongoing discussions with fellow RLSH members.

4. **Train your instincts.**
Instincts develop through patrolling and actively engaging in your RLSH activities. Trusting your instincts is crucial in making informed decisions on the field.

With this self-evaluation complete and certain initiatives in progress, I’m ready to dive into Chapter 1, Part 2— “How to make a Batsuit,” or in my case, a new Zeta-suit.

See you next week, same Zeta time, same Zeta Channel.

[Note: The views and comments expressed by Zetaman do not necessarily reflect the views of the RLSH community.]

Zetaman, a costumed activist based in Portland, Oregon, can be found at [his site](http://www.zetaman.tv) or contacted via email at zetaman@zetaman.tv.

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In the second section of the ‘Batman Handbook,’ the focus shifts from the theoretical aspects of being a superhero to the practicalities of designing a uniform. Here’s a breakdown of the fictional recommendations for crafting Batman’s iconic suit:

1. **Select a design motif or “totem” to represent your costumed alter ego.**
2. **Use lightweight, fireproof, and bulletproof material.**
3. **Use colors that camouflage easily.**
4. **Consider the benefits of a cape, cowl, and mask.**
5. **Wear gloves for protection, security, and traction.**
6. **Store your tools in your Utility Belt, not in compartments hidden around your body.**

For those aspiring to be Real-Life Superheroes (RLSH), the first step is often choosing a persona that resonates with them. While many RLSH draw inspiration from comics, movies, or personal experiences, it’s essential to blend design motifs and color schemes cohesively. In my case, I’ve combined elements from Superman and Zorro, opting for the practicality of a black color scheme.

Before delving into materials, it’s crucial to prioritize footwear. I can’t emphasize enough the importance of durable, comfortable shoes. Past mistakes, like choosing platform-heeled boots, taught me the significance of practicality over style. Good shoes are vital for patrols and charity work, ensuring both endurance and comfort.

I’d like to recommend [Hero-Gear](http://www.hero-gear.net) for all uniform and costume needs. They respect privacy and offer versatile design options. While waiting for my upgraded motorcycle riding boots, I appreciate their commitment to quality and customization.

Moving on to pants, durability is key. Cargos, in my case, offer resilience for extensive walking during patrols. The choice of pants should align with RLSH goals and purposes. For those considering armor, I’ll later explore options beyond traditional sporting goods.

Now, let’s discuss armoring up. Batman’s uniform is an intricate blend of protection and functionality:

1. **Kevlar-enforced cowl**
2. **High-gain microwave antenna**
3. **Wireless voice-activated Batmobile remote control mechanism**
4. **Nomex fire-resistant fabric with Kevlar panels**
5. **Knuckles pouches with lead shot**
6. **Steel-toed climbing boots**
7. **Scalloped cape with weighted tips**

While the allure of bulletproof armor exists, it’s essential to acknowledge the limitations. [Dark Guardian’s essay](http://reallifesuperheroes.org/index.php/archives/2285) on bulletproof armor offers valuable insights into its practicality.

In my case, as Zetaman, the decision not to wear a mask influences my approach to head protection. For those seeking total body protection, various options, including riot headgear and bulletproof masks, are available. It’s a personal choice aligned with your RLSH objectives.

To address the budget constraint, I’ve opted for a level II bulletproof vest over a full-body Kevlar suit. While some criticize motocross armor, like that used by The Black Knight, it proved effective in a real-world situation, absorbing impact during a confrontation.

For added protection, I’ve upgraded to the SecPro Riot Gear system, providing substantial blunt force trauma protection. Customizing the armor involved spray-painting the hard plastic parts, enhancing both style and anonymity.

Accessories like SAP gloves, offering cut resistance, and a wire mic for my cellphone, add functionality to the ensemble. Practicality and personal goals guide the choices, emphasizing that being an impactful RLSH doesn’t require an extravagant uniform.

In the next installment, I’ll delve into my utility belt and its contents, offering a closer look at the tools essential for real-life superhero duties.

Until then, stay vigilant, True Believers.
-\Z/

[Note: The views and comments expressed by Zetaman do not necessarily reflect the views of the RLSH community.]

Zetaman, a costumed activist based in Portland, Oregon, can be found at [his site](http://www.zetaman.tv) or contacted via email at zetaman@zetaman.tv.

Additional #1 – It’s crucial to prioritize personal safety, and wearing a cup is a practical consideration for male RLSH. Unfortunately, my experience with http://www.ileatherdirect.com has been disappointing, with an overdue order for boots. Pending further resolution, I caution against using this site, leaning toward labeling it as a potential scam.

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Hello,

The Alternates (NW SA team) once again taking part of the March for Babies this year. Please help us reach our goal by making a donation to our walk.

Your gift will fund March of Dimes research and programs that help moms have full-term pregnancies and babies begin healthy lives. And it will be used to bring comfort and information to families with a baby in newborn intensive care.

Please support this important work. You can make a donation with your credit card, or if you prefer, cash or a check is fine, too.

Thank you for helping the Alternates give all babies a healthy start!

-Zetaman

Additional- I am also looking for people to join my team, the alternates. If you are in the Portland, Oregon area, please join my team at: http://www.marchforbabies.org/team/thealternates

Info:

April 24, 2010
1 N Center Court St
Portland, OR 97227

Walk Distance: 6.2 miles
Registration Time: 8:00 AM
Start Time: 9:00 AM
Chapter: Metro Division
(503) 222-9434

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**Navigating the World in Superhero Attire: A Lesson from Aikido**

After class, I found myself engaged in Aikido training with Kevin, a seasoned practitioner in his late 60s. Our recent sessions revolved around ground wrestling, an unexpected twist to my usual Aikido routine. Kelvin, with his Japanese heritage, brought a unique approach to our training—complete with unexpected facial expressions that threw me off my game. For the next 20 minutes, we engaged in a playful exchange, making kissy faces and Google eyes, testing our concentration amidst the physical challenges.

Post-exercise, Kevin shared insights into the physiology of Aikido and its relevance to the world around us. “The only thing you can control is how you breathe,” he emphasized. Aikido, according to Kelvin, is about receiving attacks and redirecting them. Physical conflict, he stressed, marks the end of a situation, not its beginning. This philosophy extends to controlling a situation through personal attitude, redirecting force, and choosing an appropriate response.

How does this philosophy tie into the realm of dressing like a superhero?

Choosing to don a costume or uniform immediately alters the world’s perception based on preconceived notions and experiences. Different clothes convey different meanings. A police or military uniform signifies authority, a lab coat implies a medical professional, and superhero attire often elicits a bewildered “What the F—?” response. This initial contact sets the stage for the ensuing interaction, influencing its outcome.

Having encountered numerous Real-Life Superheroes (RLSH) in my relatively short career, I’ve observed that a visually intimidating appearance often provokes negative reactions. People tend to make swift assumptions based on visual cues, and an RLSH who appears menacing may inadvertently trigger hostility. Even my armor, intended to look impressive, sometimes conveys an aggressive tone. To counterbalance this, I’ve taken to wearing a cape during functions to offset the aggressive appearance.

So, what’s the solution?

Earlier, I discussed evaluating personal goals, and the same principle applies to choosing attire. Dressing in spandex and a cape commands attention, even if the reaction is amusement or derision. In this state, an RLSH can effectively present their cause or issue, akin to carrying a billboard. The advantage lies in the universally understood and respected image of a “Superhero,” representing ideals of Truth and Justice.

The superhero concept, I believe, holds a certain purity in the collective public consciousness. These characters embody simplistic ideas of doing right in the face of adversity, concepts that still resonate with us. Utilizing this concept provides a degree of control over any situation, be it fighting crime or engaging in charity work. By dressing as a superhero, a person can shape external perceptions and influence their role—whether they act as the receiver (Nage) or initiator (Uke) in a situation.

For some, avoiding initial confrontation by adopting a stealth approach is preferable. This method conceals true intentions, offering a valid operational strategy. However, for those opting for a more visible superhero persona, the attire becomes a powerful tool. Captain Jackson’s experience of criminals running at the mere sight of him demonstrates the visual deterrent effect. Living an open life, as I do, makes me accountable to the public, ensuring a positive and responsible representation.

In conclusion, dressing like a superhero builds trust with the public. We, as RLSH, stand for ideals, and the trust we build should not be broken. Our attire dictates the beginning of our relationship with the outside world. As we approach the public, we become the receiver (Nage), redirecting external reactions and maintaining composure. Our iconic superhero image channels our intentions to the world, holding us accountable for our actions based on the projected image. Ultimately, dressing like a superhero is a way to establish a relationship between ourselves and the community we aim to serve.

[Note: The views and comments expressed by Zetaman do not necessarily reflect the views of the RLSH community.]

Zetaman, a costumed activist in Portland, Oregon, can be found at [his site](http://www.zetaman.tv) or contacted via email at zetaman@zetaman.tv.

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**Optimizing the RLSH Uniform: Unmasking the True Purpose**

Throughout my experiences patrolling alongside various Real-Life Superheroes (RLSH), I’ve observed a common practice among many—a consistent use of masks. While I acknowledge the rationale behind concealing one’s identity, I’ve come to question the prevalent idea of wearing masks at all times, particularly during street patrols.

A fundamental principle I’ve emphasized is understanding your goals as an RLSH and tailoring uniforms and equipment accordingly. The same logic should extend to our choice of masks. Undoubtedly, masks serve the purpose of hiding one’s identity, emphasizing outstanding characteristics for easier recognition. However, in my experience, wearing a mask can make individuals stand out and become potential targets for harassment, especially if the mask carries an intimidating or confrontational appearance.

Defensive reactions from the public, driven by fear, can escalate to anger and irrational actions. Therefore, RLSH who choose to wear masks should consider appropriate times, places, and missions for donning their alter-ego. Instead of a continuous mask presence, consider wearing it strategically, slipping it on and off like a shadow when needed. This not only preserves energy during patrols but also helps maintain focus and alertness.

**Hiding and Concealment: The Role of Masks**

Contrary to conventional wisdom, hiding and concealment play essential roles in certain RLSH missions. For instance, my patrol companion, Antiman, effectively utilizes a mask during hidden surveillance in parks or dark corners. In such scenarios, the mask complements his mission, aligning with the goals of researching specific areas and staking them out.

However, it’s crucial to recognize that a full-face mask can compromise visibility. Peripheral vision and overall eyesight are vital for staying alert during patrols. Choosing a mask or goggles that maintain optimal visibility becomes imperative to ensure effective action and quick response times. A balance must be struck between achieving the desired superhero look and maintaining practical functionality.

**The Impact of RLSH Color Scheme**

Another aspect worth addressing is the color scheme of the RLSH uniform. Choosing the wrong colors can have unintended consequences, as exemplified by my own mistake in selecting colors that led to mistaken identity and intimidation. While many RLSH opt for all-black attire, it often triggers nervousness in people, especially when combined with body armor and masks. The resulting perception is not one of a superhero but rather someone potentially causing trouble.

Considering the potential consequences of your chosen color scheme is crucial. Evaluate whether drawing attention to yourself aligns with your street patrol goals. Additionally, assess whether specific gear choices may limit mobility or hinder essential actions.

**Adapting the Look According to Situations**

Concluding with personal adaptations to different situations, I’ve tailored my appearance based on the demands of the mission:

1. **Tactical Gear for Driving Patrols:** While driving, tactical gear proves practical. However, doubling it with a bulletproof vest can impede quick exits from a vehicle. Strategic choices are crucial for effective action.

2. **Streamlined Bulletproof Vest for Dangerous Neighborhoods:** In high-risk areas, I opt for a bulletproof vest alone, prioritizing mobility. Bulky leather jackets and excessive gear are set aside to ensure swift movement and reaction.

3. **Simplified Attire for Homeless Outreach:** During homeless outreach, a basic outfit with added knee padding suffices. This minimalist approach facilitates carrying supplies without hindrance, emphasizing the act of helping rather than grandstanding.

In conclusion, the RLSH community must continually assess and adapt uniforms to align with mission objectives. Whether it’s choosing when to wear a mask, optimizing visibility, or considering color schemes, the emphasis should always be on practicality and effectiveness in serving the community.

[Note: The views and comments expressed by Zetaman do not necessarily reflect the views of the RLSH community.]

Zetaman, a dedicated costumed activist in Portland, Oregon, can be explored further at [his site](http://www.zetaman.tv) or contacted via email at zetaman@zetaman.tv.

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Superheroes get real
by fighting important issues
By Joshua Simmons
Published: Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Updated: Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Up in the sky! It’s a bird; it’s a plane. Nope, it’s a superhero.

Comic book superheroes complete with cape and cowl are running through the streets of almost every major metropolitan area in the United States.

They have colorful names like Dreamer, Terrifica and Super Barrio. Rather than fighting crime in a traditional sense, they combat issues that they feel to be just on a more personal level.

They have left the bat-shaped boomerangs and X-ray vision at home, instead opting for food and blankets for the homeless or assisting with organizing to combat corporate injustice.

Portland is no different from the rest of the nation. That’s right; we have a superhero of our own. His name is Zetaman.

Zetaman has taken on the responsibility of defending Portland’s homeless population from the frigid nights and hunger. Armed with blankets, socks and food, he travels around Portland by night and provides those men and women with the necessities to make it through another night.

“They are happy to receive them,” Zetaman stated in an e-mail.

The royal blue clad superhero has based his costume on Superman and Zorro, but his real heroes are his grandfather and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

What could lead a man or woman to becoming a superhero?

“I guess some free time Internet searching, a want to do good things combined with a lousy work schedule. As far as recommending [becoming a superhero] to others, I would not. It is a very difficult thing to do because it opens a person up to a lot of ridicule,” Zetaman said.

“First if I saw the costume I’d think, ‘We must be in Portland.’ If I saw what they are doing I’d be really happy that they are out there doing something, and I would do anything I could to try and help. I do community service in my own way; I fed the homeless around town for Thanksgiving, which feels better for me than to sit around eating a big dinner and feeling guilty,” Kassi Havens, a Clackamas Community College student said.

According to the World Superhero Registry, yes there are so many superheroes out there that they are being registered; three things need to be accounted for in order to be considered for membership.

The first is what many would consider obvious, a costume. The World Superhero Registry states on its Web site, “The purpose of a costume is not simply to protect the identity of the Real-Life Superhero from criminals that might seek revenge but to make a statement both to the evil-doers that you fight against and to the world at large: you are not simply someone who happened upon crime or injustice and made an impulsive decision to intervene.”

The requisite costume has become something of a symbol for comic book fans and “Reals” alike. From the iconic Superman logo, to the basic jeans and T-shirt that accompany Wolverine’s metal claws, costumes are how superheroes are identified worldwide.

“I think it’s a good thing because you don’t get people who are just trying to get attention; they are actually trying to have fun while helping people,” said Havens.

Zetaman, however, has run across his share of the bad element in the Real Life Superhero community. Like with anything the Superhero community attracts people who actually want to make a change in the world, as well as the less than savory types who are just interested in getting five minutes in the spotlight.

The other two rules are a bit more complicated than cutting up your mother’s bed sheets and wearing tighty whities on the outside of your pants. The first is heroic deeds; a Real must be able to prove that they became a Real-Life Superhero for the benefit of mankind.

The final step is listed as personal motivation. The Web site indicates that in order to be registered “a Real-Life Superhero cannot be a paid representative of an organization”

In other words next time you see a spotlight in the sky at night, keep in mind that a Real is out doing their part to make the world a better place.

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With DIY superhero Kick-Ass bursting into cinemas, we meet the real men and women who have dedicated their lives to helping others…

Squeegeeman

Who? A “mass do-gooder” who vows to rid New York of both crime and grime. His superhero weapon of choice? A squeegee.

Why? Claiming to have been born with “Super-squeegee abilities”, Squeegeeman not only fights crime, but also goes on hospital visits, plants trees and collects money for charity. He claims that when someone walks down a clean street in New York or makes it home without getting mugged, they have him to thank, which kind of steals credit away from the city street-cleaners and the NYPD.

Movie hero equivalent: WALL•E, the only movie character to equal Squeegeeman’s superhuman dedication to cleaning and tidying.

Entomo, the Insect Man of Napels

Who? This Italian hero claims a near-death experience connected him to “a spiritual plane of existence involving insects”.

Why? Entomo lists his superpowers as sharpened senses, agility and an insect-like psychic ability he calls ‘parallelogram’ – apparently this helps him to establish “a specific psychological/physical profile only based on tiny, almost insignificant details”. Entomo battles criminals as well as corrupt politicians, and he even has his own superhero catchphrase: “Hear my buzz, fear my bite: I inject justice”. Catchy.

Movie hero equivalent: Spider-Man, who also developed creepy-crawly superpowers of agility and a special ‘spidey sense’.

Terrifica

Who? A guardian fighting for sobriety, chastity and the way home for drunk, vulnerable females in need of protection from lusty men.

Why? Like a disapproving parent in a costume, Terrifica patrols bars and parties in New York late at night defending inebriated women from lecherous guys looking to take advantage while armed with pepper spray, a camera and Smarties (to keep her energy levels up). Curiously, she even has her own arch-nemesis, Fantastico, a ‘supervillain’ lothario who dresses in velvet and skulks around bars trying to pick up defenceless women.

Movie hero equivalent: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, who also rescued damsels in distress from preying monsters and predators.

Zetaman

Who? A self-confessed nerd who adopted a costume and name to be more like the superheroes in his favourite comics.

Why? While Zetaman tries to steer clear of actual crime-fighting (“I guess it sounds kind of less heroic, but I don’t want to die”), he arms himself with a collapsible baton, a stun gun, an air horn and a mobile phone just in case. The most important items in his arsenal, however, are blankets, gloves, socks and sandwiches which he hands out to the men and women who are forced to live on the streets of his home town Portland, Oregon.

Movie hero equivalent: Superman, who shares Zetaman’s humanitarian attitude and his chest-based insignia.

Angle-Grinder Man

Who? A costumed vigilante who fights the system by offering a free wheel-clamp removal service for frustrated motorists in the UK.

Why? Rebelling against what he considers to be oppressive measures such as congestion charges, CCTV and speed cameras, Angle-Grinder Man takes a stand against “arrogant” politicians by providing wheel-clamp aid to persecuted vehicle owners in Kent and London (at weekends). His website lists his mobile number for such emergencies, presumably because no one has access to a giant Angle-Grinder signal light to shine in the sky.

Movie hero equivalent: V from V For Vendetta, another British vigilante who fights against a corrupt government.

Master Legend

Who? A costumed crime-fighter who claims to have psychic abilities, as well as powers bestowed to him by a voodoo queen.

Why? The daddy of superheroes, Master Legend has been thwarting criminals for over a decade and the local sheriff in his hometown of Winter Park, Florida has even confirmed that the masked hero has helped with many arrests. With his own means of transport (the Legend Cycle) and armed with his Master Blaster personal cannon (a spud gun), this old defender shows no sign of hanging up his tights any time soon.

Movie hero equivalent: Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men who also has psychic powers (minus the silver body armour).

Superbarrio

Who? A Mexican hero who takes a realistic approach to fighting crime and corruption: by organising labour rallies and filing petitions.

Why? Donning a red-and-yellow costume, complete with wrestler’s mask, Superbarrio is a champion for the working class and homeless of Mexico City. His work protecting low-income neighbourhoods by leading protests and challenging court decisions has resulted in the hefty campaigner becoming a folk legend – he even had a giant-size statue erected in his honour and once met with Fidel Castro.

Movie hero equivalent: Nacho Libre, the tubby Mexican wrestler who also has a secret identity.

Dark Guardian

Who? Criminals of New York beware! This highly-trained martial artist is “dedicated to making the world a better place”.

Why? Despite going through some costume changes in the past, Dark Guardian is a committed superhero who claims to have helped the police in apprehending various drug dealers and tracking down an illegal gambling den. Unlike most of his other superhero colleagues, he does not keep his true identity secret – his real name is Chris Pollack. Dark Guardian sounds better though.

Movie hero equivalent: Batman, the Dark Knight, as another hero of the night fighting against injustice.

Citizen Prime

Who? A recently retired superhero who fought crime in $4000 body armour and helped to found the Worldwide Heroes Organization.

Why? A financial executive by day, Citizen Prime would patrol the streets clad in a helmet, breastplate, pads and codpiece and was also particularly involved in his local community, often visiting youth centres and schools. News of his retirement was met with much mourning among the real-life superhero community, although criminals in his area presumably rejoiced.

Movie hero equivalent: Robocop, who wore similar armour and shared his attitude towards promoting good citizenship.

Death’s Head Moth

Who? Strikes fear into criminals with sinister imagery and a scary name. Probably doesn’t do many school visits.

Why? Armed with ‘moth-a-rangs’ (specially made metal throwing ninja stars shaped like moths) and a dark, brooding attitude, Deaths Head Moth fights crime in Norfolk, Virginia and is a well-known name in the superhero community, often teaming up with other heroes and being an active member of the Great Lakes Heroes Guild.

Movie hero equivalent: Rorschach, the cynical anti-hero in Watchmen who has an attitude as fearsome as his fighting skills.

Tothian

Who? Dispensing with the costume and novelties, Tothian focuses on the most important part of being a superhero: fighting crime.

Why? Having served five years in the Marine Reserves, Tothian has the discipline, as well as the physical capabilities, to treat crime-fighting as a serious calling. Claiming that martial arts is only one aspect of the training required to be a superhero (he also lists law, criminology, forensics and first aid, among others), this patrolling defender uses his special expertise to prevent crime and ensure the safety of the residents in his hometown, New Jersey.

Movie hero equivalent: Steven Seagal in every one of his movies. He has the combat skills and mental attitude to take criminals down

Captain Prospect

Who? Founder of the Capital City Super Squad, a team of superheroes who help to protect and serve Washington DC.

Why? Along with his superhero colleagues Nice Ninja, Spark, Siren, Justice, DC Guardian and The Puzzler, Captain Prospect helps the people of Washington DC by undertaking safety patrols, contributing to community events and organising fundraisers, as well as feeding the homeless. This patriotic do-gooder even chose the colours and design of his costume to reflect the DC flag.

Movie hero equivalent: Captain America, the leader of The Avengers, who will be starring in his own movie due out in 2011.

Mr. Xtreme

Who? Part of the Xtreme Justice League, a team of costumed superheroes who tackle violent crime on the streets of San Diego.

Why? Using a camouflage mask with bug-shaped mesh eye-holes to keep his identity secret, Mr Xtreme patrols the streets late at night armed with a stun-gun, pepper spray and handcuffs in order to apprehend criminals as well as promote a positive message to youngsters and raise public awareness about local crime. By day, however, Mr Xtreme is merely a mild-mannered security guard. Presumably, he takes the mask off then.

Movie hero equivalent: David Dunn (Bruce Willis) from Unbreakable, a security guard who discovers he has superhero-like abilities.

Shadow Hare

Who? A caped crusader who fights crime on the streets of Cincinatti with the ominous symbol of a demonic rabbit on his chest.

Why? Declaring to “see the shadows of shadows”, this costumed hero claims to have stopped “many evil doers, such as drug dealers, muggers, rapists and crazy hobos with pipes”. Despite being a trained martial artist who carries mace, a taser and handcuffs, Shadow Hare actually dislocated his shoulder while assisting a woman who was being robbed, just to prove that you shouldn’t be trying this at home. Luckily he can speed away on his Segway scooter if the fight gets too much for him.

Movie hero equivalent: Frank, the demonic rabbit from Donnie Darko who also liked to stick to the shadows.

Polar Man

Who? Hardly a crime-fighter, this local hero helps his community by shovelling snow off the steps for day-care centres and the elderly.

Why? Hailing from Nunavut, a particularly icy region of North Canada, Polarman is the friendly neighbourhood superhero who, as well as clearing snow for those in need, helps to keep playgrounds in order for the local kids and deters vandals. He is said to model himself on a man in Inuit legend who provided food and clothing to the poor while riding a polar bear.

Movie hero equivalent: Iceman, the sub-zero superhero from the X-Men who doesn’t, unfortunately, ride on a polar bear.

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UP IN THE AIR: Real-life Portland superhero Zetaman is catching international attention with his blue-and-black spandex and do-gooding ways. Since he was first profiled in WW (see “The Adventures of Zetaman,” March 5, 2008), the Z-man reports he’s been contacted by producers from France and Hollywood, and recently signed a development contract with Beverly Hills-based Bogner Entertainment. Cable channels have expressed interest in taking his locally produced TV show at zetaman.tv to a wider audience, Zetaman says, and he’s also partnered with Lionsgate to promote the new movie Kick Ass on his website, reallifesuperheroes.org.

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This year’s March for Babies was awesome!

We raised $760 for the March of Dimes! Not only that we had a lot of people walk for our team. First we have a list of individuals who donated.

Mixsae of Skiffytown

The Blue Blaze

Geist

Mr. Ravenblade

The Shisa

Slapjack

Runebringer

Silver Sentinel

Mr. Jack

Tothian

Those RLSH we owe our thanks to donating. We even had civilians donate this year as well.

Bill Danderand

Brian Whiting

Lisa Hudson

We also had a lot of people walking. I do want to thank Story of http://www.vinylfluidrecords and his family for coming down and walking. Thanks bro for your continue support of the Alternates and RLSH events. Second to Steph and her husband for coming down and walking. And lastly to my brother, his wife and their son Alex for their continue support of us as well. This was one the best March for Babies event ever! Thanks for support the Alternates and the March of Dimes as well.

This is a list of services the money will go to.

$35 – Prenatal intervention services for one high-risk pregnant woman

$75 – Neonatal Intensive Care Unit Family Support Services for 1 family

$100 – Smoking cessation services for one pregnant woman

$200 – Gestational diabetes services for one pregnant woman

$275 – One day of research on the causes of preterm birth

$500 – Education for 100 families about fetal alcohol syndrome and the benefits of folic acid

So again, thank you to all who have donated. We will be sending something out soon to you all. This was the first event the Alternates have ever rasied it’s donation goal and it is because of the folks listed above. This walk will be featured in a future episode of Zetaman: Real Life Superhero.